Thursday, October 19, 2006


The other day I was at Gator Fever, a scary place that sells nothing but Gator related merchandise. If you need orange and blue condoms, a gator skinned jacket, or an animatronic Albert that attacks bulldogs on command, this is probably the place for you. I was browsing around, and I saw a terrifying sight.

GATOR BRANDED JORTS! I honestly believed the "gators wear jorts" stereotype was a myth. And then this happened. They are available for ladies (or men with nice legs) too.

While they may have ruined my life, at least they are reasonably priced.

Anyone who can afford 55 dollar jorts is not the stereotypical redneck Gator fan. I wonder if this same person gets their mullet trimmed at a custom salon, has iroc badges on a Ferrari, and drinks JD out of a diamond studded flask. Seriously, 55 dollars for the most white trash product there is? There are no words.

Obviously, being a Gator, I picked up five pairs. Can't wait to wear them tailgating



Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all, jorts for women are completely acceptable. Secondly, those male ones look like the jorts that black people wear, which are also acceptable.

12:09 AM  
Anonymous Paul said...

"look like the jorts that black people wear, which are also acceptable." REALLY???? Congratulations, not only are you trash, but now you're racist trash, as well.

4:36 PM  

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