'Gator Wranglin' for October 13th Stealing stories from America's best student paper

Mr. Two-Bits is perhaps the greatest man in the world. He's a true Gator Warrior with a first class ticket to Valhalla waiting for him. Like a cheer-leading zombie, he’s never aged and never lost energy. He’s flirted with retirement, and it’s hard to believe that it’s every for real, but every time it’s mentioned I will fear the possibility of his leaving. Every year the Alligator runs an article extolling the greatness of Mr. Two-Bits, and yet again his retirement is mentioned.

Please don’t leave us!

'Gator Wranglin' for October 11th Stealing stories from America's best student paper

The Football D is into Bondage


Brandon Siler made a huge chain out of nametags for every player on the Defense. I can't think of anything hotter than Siler, Scoop, and Predator chained togeth....erm, NOTHING. Read about it here.

Joakim Noah is crazy

"It's like the laws in the jungle. Does the lion get hunted? Does the lion get hunted? No. The big lion never gets hunted. The lion goes and hunts. That's just the way it is."

Is there a more quotable player in College Sports? The full article, which is actually about Noah being modest, can be seen here.